497e39180f Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two police detectives who must stop the ruthless activities of the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles It is so bad that I couldn't stop laughing the whole time while watching this. Acting was brutal, dialogue seems Cheesy, and a bit both racist and sexist. Story was filled with plot-holes and inconsistency. Most funniest scenes were the action sequences. I just kept LMAO when the action sequences were playing. Editing and cutting was awful. A single fight scene was taken in 3 different locations. On another scene, wig came off of the main character, and it was clearly visible. Color correction was bad. Screen was getting tinted with blue, purple and pink randomly. All the woman in this film seems like acting in a porn movie. They couldn't hold on to their pants for 5 minutes, after meeting with the main protagonist!!!! In every romantic scene, It felt like watching an Adult movie! Jokes were terrible and funny in the wrong way. Every film maker should watch this film to learn 'how a film shouldn't be made, ever'! I knew that this movie was going to be bad, I just didn't know how bad. And I must admit that I was expecting it to be bad in an enjoyable way.<br/><br/>It turned out that it wasn't so…<br/><br/>This movie was just fundamentally bad on many levels, and there were so many things wrong with it. It was so hillarious that during the car chase scenes and the fight scenes that they just cranked up the frame rates per second which gave it all a laughable cartoonish quality, especially since everything in the background moved equally fast. And the scene where the van exploded after slowly rolling into an earthy hill was just preposterous. Then there was the scene where the driver caught on fire but it was so painstakingly clear to see that it was a different stunt guy and not the actor, and that he was fully covered in fire-proof gel. Or the scene where Joe engages with an opponent in an area where there are cacti, then as then suddenly it is a grassy area, and finally becomes a barren field with no vegetation, and they had not even moved - it just was such a horrible continuity error.<br/><br/>The dialogue in the movie was every bit as corny as the storyline, and the acting was equally so. It was so difficult to take the actor playing the samurai cop, Mathew Karedas, serious with that hair of his.<br/><br/>This is the type of movie you watch once and never again. And that awful sword fight scene at the end of the movie is the best thing in the entire movie, because it is so awful. And that alone is the one and only thing you really need to watch in the entire movie. The entire movie is just leading up to the climatic showdown between the hair and the chin.
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